tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77810519722960643132024-02-20T21:03:00.783-08:00RELATOS DE MI CIUDADUn paseo por mi ciudad y provincia, con su gente, lugares y paisajes. Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1188125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-30992905465848388902022-12-15T05:49:00.000-08:002022-12-15T05:49:08.710-08:00EL GATO. <p> <span style="font-size: large;">La chica le hizo unas botitas al gato. Y el mismo, caminaba por el living. Era el gato con botas; un buen militar. Un día lo nombraron como "Pinochet". "Chucha...que gato tan dictador"!...Y ese día, todo chile dijo:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">---Habrá que meterle un buen tiro al gato, con un rifle de aire comprimido. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">El gato, se fue, no más. Y nunca más, fue gato. Nunca más fue, dictador. Nunca más, fue militar....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9ACW0ZJhu0cwx76Vhlec692MhzlG9AbFAiKz4NSNeB46NuTOvJsouOWuLm-emU46GDNwqBsTRt_y-tV5hm6qSC9WfG5Q0L61VX7ZKCr19iDCunihTbdnk2o79I9Lq8NiKgpk3izpdGzlDSze8qLjuEkVNxaQXyB-gTw3mgIr8uZpmsoWYCrad-n7S" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="134" data-original-width="178" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9ACW0ZJhu0cwx76Vhlec692MhzlG9AbFAiKz4NSNeB46NuTOvJsouOWuLm-emU46GDNwqBsTRt_y-tV5hm6qSC9WfG5Q0L61VX7ZKCr19iDCunihTbdnk2o79I9Lq8NiKgpk3izpdGzlDSze8qLjuEkVNxaQXyB-gTw3mgIr8uZpmsoWYCrad-n7S" width="319" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-86066242859933994752022-12-14T12:09:00.002-08:002022-12-14T12:09:24.318-08:00EL ZAPATERO. <p> <span style="font-size: large;">Le preguntaron a un chico cuyo padre era zapatero:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">..--¿Que le vas a pedir a los reyes magos? ¿que queres que te pongan en los zapatitos?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">-- Mi papá, me pondrá media suela, y taco </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgXRyThLs5t2d6YBdNCRLZcFjEKB5LdDLfElwHtU2P9OtH5pvfwdDke5olkmXtXT0VyvZJLpigmF3AJa_3onbgoahSb9LL_46-i97ERGXKkZAfAVEDSu0JhBmPuA-h7TrYHWi759dpAKVdRL6ZUQEvJl7DepwI1Qqwly_1PoPq93v4Zaj7vDKPsH-_L" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="126" data-original-width="190" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgXRyThLs5t2d6YBdNCRLZcFjEKB5LdDLfElwHtU2P9OtH5pvfwdDke5olkmXtXT0VyvZJLpigmF3AJa_3onbgoahSb9LL_46-i97ERGXKkZAfAVEDSu0JhBmPuA-h7TrYHWi759dpAKVdRL6ZUQEvJl7DepwI1Qqwly_1PoPq93v4Zaj7vDKPsH-_L" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-31574141703513414812022-12-14T12:06:00.002-08:002022-12-14T12:06:56.644-08:00LA CHICA CAMPEONA. <p> <span style="font-size: large;">De dia, camarera. De noche, copera. ¿Quien es Marcela?.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Ella.la chica de minifalda. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">La mujer del panadero. Hincha de Independiente de Avellaneda. El copero. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiYQmnYj9j9UYKxtCoq3RAVAJHH47AJ4bDx1elavMsyaev64C5rPx_F4ZE8DhFygk0JrgdmSCjhAtRgBGYmSSFVrkODKRq4c0ca5iR24wcTls5olb3xN0ij7xBm7RY7VIQvRVznNVWtFKDw7A6CgGy-IaYQj8kLaJgoYW33Z6Fqz0NqZjfpQUgzmXZw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="612" data-original-width="407" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiYQmnYj9j9UYKxtCoq3RAVAJHH47AJ4bDx1elavMsyaev64C5rPx_F4ZE8DhFygk0JrgdmSCjhAtRgBGYmSSFVrkODKRq4c0ca5iR24wcTls5olb3xN0ij7xBm7RY7VIQvRVznNVWtFKDw7A6CgGy-IaYQj8kLaJgoYW33Z6Fqz0NqZjfpQUgzmXZw" width="160" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-43399107233563798452022-12-14T12:03:00.001-08:002022-12-14T12:03:23.408-08:00EL LECHERO<p> <span style="font-size: large;">El proveedor de leche, de un tambo, estaba con la vaca. Y ordeñaba la misma . En eso un chico le dice:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">---Usted es para la leche.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Por?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">-¡Tiene el pelo blanco!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEinO2RbPPyzTMqAyUtEeg5--vVwI1s1Sg87blQTAmlMTzXDI1hXQKepBQ6w9iXXHaV6hZyK2aKp82W8h-qkXXoswfrjdLNdtw2mtYa0KU3pYWoy_2eoq_HYdhoWljFCMIsiH-Bpomjl9KhEwUGqLkW4sCD4LAcp3wI5EGUk_dh-STV8rgCmvHwy9I_p" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="123" data-original-width="185" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEinO2RbPPyzTMqAyUtEeg5--vVwI1s1Sg87blQTAmlMTzXDI1hXQKepBQ6w9iXXHaV6hZyK2aKp82W8h-qkXXoswfrjdLNdtw2mtYa0KU3pYWoy_2eoq_HYdhoWljFCMIsiH-Bpomjl9KhEwUGqLkW4sCD4LAcp3wI5EGUk_dh-STV8rgCmvHwy9I_p" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-44093480293129312742022-12-14T04:11:00.000-08:002022-12-14T04:11:06.176-08:00EN LA CARNICERIA<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Llega la señora a comprar a la carniceria. Le dice al vendedor:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">---¿Tiene carne picada?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">---Y,...se imagina cómo!..¡Anoche dormí sin off, y tengo la espalda y los brazos a la miseria!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><img alt="" border="0" class="placeholder" height="240" id="d6f246c4bb29d" src="https://www.blogger.com/img/transparent.gif" style="background-color: #d8d8d8; background-image: url('https://fonts.gstatic.com/s/i/materialiconsextended/insert_photo/v6/grey600-24dp/1x/baseline_insert_photo_grey600_24dp.png'); background-position: center; background-repeat: no-repeat; opacity: 0.6;" width="320" /></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-4666185884997505452022-12-14T04:05:00.000-08:002022-12-14T04:05:00.839-08:00LOS LIMONES.<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Resulta que una mujer fue a comprar limones. Y justo al mercado, entran dos mellizas, dos gemelas, de 20 años, de edad. La señora, dice:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Quiero limones. ¿Son todos iguales los limones?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Y el vendedor mirando a las gemelas, le dice:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Si, señora.¡Son idénticos!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjt8EAAFABqQ3EZjKbMEuZE8sbqArtA84p6QLJpJCzg0bMxPI5SviDmxWYRS2MB_pbSdd6ARFMIsRV5VqN1ctYA2IHhRszSajhsK9xlA0PSviyrlfhLrmL94YX16yRWGis3Z3C2LsTKyDl7a912R2vkZg6-A0PQHM7Zzp6PYUu7iORI0WthFfojR-Mb" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="121" data-original-width="182" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjt8EAAFABqQ3EZjKbMEuZE8sbqArtA84p6QLJpJCzg0bMxPI5SviDmxWYRS2MB_pbSdd6ARFMIsRV5VqN1ctYA2IHhRszSajhsK9xlA0PSviyrlfhLrmL94YX16yRWGis3Z3C2LsTKyDl7a912R2vkZg6-A0PQHM7Zzp6PYUu7iORI0WthFfojR-Mb" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-29921674797955003472022-12-14T03:54:00.000-08:002022-12-14T03:54:04.465-08:00EL ASALTANTE.<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Se fue a robar a un banco. Y cuando va a sacar el chumbo, resultó ser ...una banana!....Entonces, le dijo el policia: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--¡Vamos a la cárcel!..¡como mono!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjMWBlyQzrN9ltLcGI2s2SqBqxXSaqLyrGkOTZL4OZ2YNLo821s-kbh-_hjANiZmP4Iwzc4aWfwFhKLxnkVXctYchbDJjvSXfyNHnQuR7p-oWjfq7H6GVVDZEVi9LGQ0GWqD0JGL59BNZZJzho98GhCD50MmUEwJPODc7YxVVazT7OSGvmKDIOM6BYh" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="129" data-original-width="194" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjMWBlyQzrN9ltLcGI2s2SqBqxXSaqLyrGkOTZL4OZ2YNLo821s-kbh-_hjANiZmP4Iwzc4aWfwFhKLxnkVXctYchbDJjvSXfyNHnQuR7p-oWjfq7H6GVVDZEVi9LGQ0GWqD0JGL59BNZZJzho98GhCD50MmUEwJPODc7YxVVazT7OSGvmKDIOM6BYh" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-66277418575507299482022-12-14T03:51:00.001-08:002022-12-14T03:51:53.275-08:00EL CHEF<p><span style="font-size: large;">Resulta que el chef, Carlos, estaba en un programa de televisión, haciendo una comida con huevos. Y recomendaba: "coman la Clara".Lo cierto es que los amigos, le dijeron:</span></p><p>--<span style="font-size: large;">¿No te diste cuenta, Carlos, que tu hija de 22 años, se llama Clara?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">¿No es fino, señora?.</span></p><p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj6PFTqwjRDh-Kia7fiBDuLpjdEs42RTVjv6Ke_GcuqEU8IZRCAeRKOSZhZo28sC2dDkOl4vSf_1LAfgWw0JYXFIz0RZeWnDUrnmbwfItecfcyT9A2_M2mVWtnutzVa9c0KRtjI5ttJTfKVIp2snpfPQxlB45ldmfvNpHnc_lwE-npPQDU1Fh9FExiN" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="126" data-original-width="134" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj6PFTqwjRDh-Kia7fiBDuLpjdEs42RTVjv6Ke_GcuqEU8IZRCAeRKOSZhZo28sC2dDkOl4vSf_1LAfgWw0JYXFIz0RZeWnDUrnmbwfItecfcyT9A2_M2mVWtnutzVa9c0KRtjI5ttJTfKVIp2snpfPQxlB45ldmfvNpHnc_lwE-npPQDU1Fh9FExiN" width="255" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-66869214451721422212022-12-13T03:16:00.002-08:002022-12-13T03:16:49.706-08:00CUESTIÓN DE NAIPES. <p><span style="font-size: large;">Resulta que un zagúan, se habian reunido tres hombres. Lo solían hacer cada jueves. A jugar al póker. Uno con un cigarrillo en la boca,luego de decirle a otro "¡póker de ases"!, lo apunta con un chumbo. El otro, sorprendido le contesta:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">-¿Qué haces?. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--¡Poker, te dije!....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Y le pega un tiro. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Su amigo le grita:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Lo mataste, imbécil.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">El criminal responde:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">-Para vos también hay, }</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Otro balazo.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Y los mira a los dos. Dice:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">-Y ahora los hice heces. Por hijos de puta. Me debían mil dólares. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Y agarra el chumbo, se lo pone en la cintura y se va.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhvcrjZg_dgl1CpcxSJYyJzgPv0CwYENRjRxh0hCY5cowWbdqFp3rSTzzLxqWGlh4gKC6UUtoQbwjy1a2zcGfkzBqInj2f1X_XcnNPNzrFhaHMlPB0BVbVRI-ZZao6endyI8OQc8dIZrCgDJG7NieQgBZpdIBMuRgMdZPoYpm_PJPgx_gBUXdyyfGbz" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="132" data-original-width="245" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhvcrjZg_dgl1CpcxSJYyJzgPv0CwYENRjRxh0hCY5cowWbdqFp3rSTzzLxqWGlh4gKC6UUtoQbwjy1a2zcGfkzBqInj2f1X_XcnNPNzrFhaHMlPB0BVbVRI-ZZao6endyI8OQc8dIZrCgDJG7NieQgBZpdIBMuRgMdZPoYpm_PJPgx_gBUXdyyfGbz" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-28378035174474379392022-12-12T10:48:00.001-08:002022-12-12T10:48:11.554-08:00PALABRAS VAN, PALABRAS VIENEN....<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Llegué a un mercado. Y justo vi a una dulce chica. Y ella me sonrie. Le pregunto como se llama ."Marcela". contesta. Hablamos y bueno, palabra va,palabra viene...palabra va, palabra viene....nos vamos a su casa. Descubro que es linda la comunidad LGBT. Uno nunca se termina de sorprender. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"></span></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh1gc7HfGKAbXTYmDIURYbGAK_bSL03VB8IBXD7Rk1pc-gVjqJUZdVzfPsT10gQiGqBNWnwwoJehN7KVPhMFmnPjn796-WOaE4j7B3jUHCYL0deg15hSDN59K3EYTPzl_dNhYxQQ5cDKUo-TkAfcyUkPgLqCaiwDwQW32436QDvyrNhUK0qFw4j6C-x" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="408" data-original-width="612" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh1gc7HfGKAbXTYmDIURYbGAK_bSL03VB8IBXD7Rk1pc-gVjqJUZdVzfPsT10gQiGqBNWnwwoJehN7KVPhMFmnPjn796-WOaE4j7B3jUHCYL0deg15hSDN59K3EYTPzl_dNhYxQQ5cDKUo-TkAfcyUkPgLqCaiwDwQW32436QDvyrNhUK0qFw4j6C-x" width="320" /></a></span></div><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><br /></span><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-72966349516440718892022-10-24T13:33:00.004-07:002022-10-24T13:33:48.643-07:00GEOLOGO. <p><span style="font-size: large;">El tipo era geólogo. Un día iba a dar una clase a la facultad y empezó a pisar mal,con el zapato. Pensaba "algo tengo en el zapato". Y se fijo,y tenía ...una piedrita. Jaaaa......Se dijo "justo a mi,una piedra,!"...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><img alt="Resultado de imagen para foto de zapato" data-atf="1" data-frt="0" id="dimg_37" src="data:image/jpeg;base64,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" style="height: 132px; margin-top: -8px;" /></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-20338299956945582792022-10-24T13:30:00.002-07:002022-10-24T13:30:33.759-07:00DIA DEL ASTRÓNOMO (EN MENDOZA, ARGENTINA)<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Juan se fue a festejar el día del astrónomo,a Bermejo. Se fue con su novia a La Luna. Le hizo ver las estrellas, a Diana. </span></p><p><img alt="Resultado de imagen para la luna fotos" data-atf="1" data-frt="0" id="dimg_43" src="data:image/jpeg;base64,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" style="height: 129px; margin-top: -6px;" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-26525253981124725772022-10-24T13:27:00.001-07:002022-10-24T13:27:52.463-07:00¿VERDULERIA?<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Resulta que fui a una verduleria. Entré,y empecé a ver...No habia cebolla....no habia zanahoria....no habia naranjas...no habia manzanas...no habia repollo...no habia nada de nada...che....Y entonces,le digo al tipo que atendía: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Mejor me voy a comprar verduras a una bicicletería....capaz hay más verduras ahi!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><img alt="Resultado de imagen para bicicleteria fotos" data-atf="1" data-frt="0" id="dimg_7" src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSttU8nMuIhEM3-QSfuARS-4o7tIiPd0dWk2ZjMxMC_lA&s" style="width: 195px;" /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-75379963207394539532022-10-21T04:15:00.000-07:002022-10-21T04:15:05.773-07:00EL ANILLO. <p><span style="font-size: large;">La mujer se iba a casar. Y no encontraba el anillo. Justo vio que se lo tragó su perro. Se desesperó. Pero qué hizo?...Agarró su perrito, y lo llevó al altar. Le dijo al padre cuando le pidio que entregara el anillo a su marido:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Aqui está (hizo entrar al mastin). Lo tiene Garlo, adentro de su estómago. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Y el cura le dice:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">---Entonces, cásese con el perro...de seguro, no se van a separar nunca...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><img alt="Resultado de imagen para foto de anillo" data-atf="1" data-frt="0" id="dimg_41" src="data:image/jpeg;base64,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" style="width: 130px;" /> </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-81000373340973770452022-10-21T04:06:00.000-07:002022-10-21T04:06:06.474-07:00MISCELÁNEA DE HUMOR. <p> <span style="font-size: large;">1. El sachét de leche, fue al club de Nata-ción....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">2. La senadora de la Cámara de Diputados...salió "pinchada"....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">3. Una chica dijo "me vino"....Y la amiga le dijo,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Y justo, vos que sos catadora de vinos, y enóloga....¿tinto o rosado?...debe ser rosado...jaaaa</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">4. Era un verdugo. Iría con su novia, a un restaurante. Pero no fue. "la colgó". </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">5. Batman, estaba de novio con Robin. Y lo llevó a la baticueva. Gatúbeda dijo:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Este par de maricones, se pierden este cuerpito...( y se tocaba...)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><img alt="Resultado de imagen para foto de gatubela" data-atf="1" data-frt="0" id="dimg_51" 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Y hablaba con un tipo.Me dice que es dentista. Y que se llamaba Perez. Y le digo:</span></span></p><p><span><span style="font-size: large;">---¿El raton Perez?..jaaa</span></span></p><p><span><span style="font-size: large;">--Si. Y me falta un diente....mire.....</span></span></p><p><span><span style="font-size: large;">Jaaaa!</span></span></p><p><span><span style="font-size: large;"> </span> </span><img alt="" class="YQ4gaf zr758c wA1Bge" data-atf="1" data-frt="0" height="56" id="wp_thbn_43" src="data:image/jpeg;base64,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" width="37" /><span> </span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-20878989495111763472022-10-15T06:58:00.002-07:002022-10-15T06:58:16.972-07:00EN LA PLAZA INDEPENDENCIA<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Voy en el micro, a la plaza Independencia. Y ahi,con mi celular,veo a la gente en la misma. La Fuente. Todo lindo. Son la ocho de la tarde. Me acerco a dos chicas:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">..Hola.¿Les hago escuchar un tema de Graffiti?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Quiénes?...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Un grupo de los ochenta.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Ah, pero nosotros nacimos en el año 2001. jaaa</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Bueno,escuchen y saquen fotocopia</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Agarro el celular,y les hago escuchar. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Luego la rubiecita me dice:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">---Lindo. ¿Me vas a pagar?..jaaa</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Jaaa...No.....pero eso si, les hago escuchar a Los Beatles,y me dicen cual es la diferencia.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Ah,los escuchaba mi abuelo...a esos....algo escuche....son lindos...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Escuchan Let be. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Bien,mi papá, les gustaba a esos. }</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Bueno,gracias. Me voy " con la música a otra parte"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Que este bien,abuelo.-me dice la morocha,la tercera, de l as tres,que estaba con el mate en la mano....jaaaaaaa</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span><img alt="Graffiti (banda).png" data-file-height="366" data-file-width="686" height="144" src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Graffiti_%28banda%29.png/270px-Graffiti_%28banda%29.png" width="270" /></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> <br /></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-26743614941383933912022-10-15T04:41:00.001-07:002022-10-15T04:41:32.596-07:00MISCELÁNEA. <p><span style="font-size: large;">1. Un luchador de sumo: No es de limón,ni esta desnutrido.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">2. Dijo un tipo a otro---Juan, es bueno para la cama</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--¿Hace muy bien el amor?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Nada de eso.Construye; es carpintero. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">3. Daniel Boone,se acuerdan los que hoy pintan canas?..Lo encontraron en una via de ferrocarril,con una ....zorra. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">4. El Increible Hulk, ¿se acuerdan?. Era un tipo muy...ecológico.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">5. La</span><img alt="Resultado de imagen para la mujer maravilla foto" data-atf="4" data-frt="0" id="dimg_1" 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style="height: 131px;" /><span style="font-size: large;"> mujer Maravilla,se casó con Batman. Tuvieron a Astroboy.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span> <br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-9590536239244593932022-10-13T11:34:00.000-07:002022-10-13T11:34:01.325-07:00EN EL BANCO DE LA PLAZA.<p> <span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Resulta que me dispuse a hacer un paseo por mi plaza . La placita tan bella de mi barrio.Veia unos perros. Y caminé,por un rato,para detenerme en un banco de la misma,donde estaban sentadas dos simpáticas señoritas. Una, con panatalones rotos, como actualmente se usa. La otra,muy linda, con un perrito. Ambas hablaron conmigo. Les dije sobre ese perro negro que persegúia a la perrita suya</i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>--Viene de nuestra casa.Parece que esta alzado.</i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>-Acotó una de ellas.</i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Y asi, le digo que yo vendia perfumes. </i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>---Me gustan los perfumes. ¿Tienes alguna lindo?.¿De qué empresa son?</i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>--Reino de la Miel.</i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>--Ah, dulce como vos.-dice la más bonita-</i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Y asi, charle un rato.La verdad pude hablar pero no pasó mas nada,porque vino el novio de una de ellas,...y se fueron. Jaaaa....</i></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>En fin...´no?.....jaaaa</i></span></span></p><p><img alt="Resultado de imagen para foto de banco de una plaza" data-atf="1" data-frt="0" id="dimg_3" 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El canguro iba al supermercado y le dice a otro:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Menos mal que conmigo no tienenn probldma en el super. ¡Ya tengo la bolsa para la mercaderia!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">3. Una araña le dice a otra:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">---Voy a tejerle un pullover a mi hija</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">4. Una serpiente le dice a otra:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--A mi me dicen que soy como las suegras. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">5. Una orca le dice a otra:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--A mi me dicen que soy un verdugo. ¿Por qué será?. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span> <br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-72555877014406625272022-10-11T04:29:00.002-07:002022-10-11T04:29:30.690-07:00CONVERSACIONES. MISCELÁNEA<p> <span style="font-size: large;">1. ´¿Hola?...¿hablo con la ferretería'?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Si.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--¿No tiene el libro Martín Fierro?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">2. La licuadora estaba con el Ventilador. Y él le dice:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Bueno, Licua. Casémonos!...¡no demos más vueltas!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">3. 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Ustedes saben, una granja tremenda. Y aqui también, un aparcero,le muestra el rancho a un tipo.¡De adobe y de paja,claro!....</span><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7781051972296064313.post-69917418387956597682022-10-08T12:44:00.002-07:002022-10-08T12:44:39.495-07:00HUMOR<p> <span style="font-size: large;">Resulta que la señora era bien brava,y otra, amiga le dice a una tercera:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">}..Es una santa </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Conociendo a la mujer,le contesta:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--Si,claro¨¡El santo de la espada!...</span></p><p><img alt="Resultado de imagen para foto de espada" data-atf="5" data-frt="0" id="dimg_17" 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Ha tenido un bebé, hermoso!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">--´¡Pero si Mirta tiene 65 años!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">.--Claro!..Yo digo que lo ha tenido alzado!...Era de la hija de su amiga Doña Carola!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">DE WOLL. " LA PARED". <br /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">...El albañil era de apellido Rubén Paredes....</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> El árbitro de fútbol,se llamaba Armando Paredes...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Donde hay muchos albañiles, es en el distrito de San Rafaél, Mendoza, Argentina, Las Paredes.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">El albañil, </span><img alt="Resultado de imagen para foto de paredes" data-atf="5" data-frt="0" id="dimg_27" 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style="width: 180px;" /><span style="font-size: large;">no "tenía un ladrillo de totnto"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">Era albañil, y le gustó la película The Woll, La Pared, de Pynk Floyd. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></p><p><span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /></p><p><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0